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Clever Meeting Retorts Part I

January 10, 2017 | By Marissa Pavone:

Here are some punchy meeting retorts that you always think of after the fact:

  1. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
  2. How about never? Is never good for you?
  3. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.
  4. I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message…
  5. I don’t work here. I’m a consultant.
  6. It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a word you’re saying.
  7. I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of it.
  8. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t give a damn.
  9. Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
  10. Do I look like a people person?
  11. I started off with nothing and still have most of it left.
  12. Does your train of thought have a caboose?